1. Any time I look in the mirror I have to look at my butt. It's not so much that I like to look at my derriere, but that I want to make sure it doesn't look like a total disaster. Butts can get out of control very easily. Or at least mine can.
2. I often fantasize about quiting my job and working at Disneyland. In said fantasy, I get to be Bell (dressed in a modest version of her boob-a-rific gown) and be in those little shows they put on. That must be the best job ever! I bet nobody yells at Bell because she won't cash their check.
3. I love singing in a choir, but I despise choir girls. They are the most stuck up people ever! "I can hit that C in my sleep" I'm sure you can, anything can happen in dreams. "I sang with Josh Groban once and he said I was really talented" vomit! Josh Groban! Pa-lease! He is not going around listening to wanna be divas in community college choirs. Most of them need a big reality check!
4. If I have to read out loud, like at church, I pretend to cough if I think I'm gonna stumble on a word. This way I don't look like an idiot, but if I do it too much people think I'm sick.
5. I am sometimes tempted to ask people if I can give them a make over. I don't ever do it, I think they would be a little insulted, I know I would be. I mostly get this urge at institute. These poor girls would look a million times better if they just knew how to properly dress and groom themselves. NewBalance tennis shoes with a dress top is NEVER attractive or acceptable for any occasion.
6. Once I used a stick and a half of butter in a pasta I made for Reese and I. I knew Reese wouldn't eat it if he knew there was butter in it, so I lied and said it was just olive oil like we always eat. He loved it and after it was all gone I confessed that I used butter. He didn't rave about so much after that:)
7. I have an irrational fear of going over railroad tracks. I try to avoid them at all costs and if I do have to go over them, I look both ways, hold my breath, and say a prayer. I hope this tactic continues to work for me.
8. I cannot stand "Howe" jokes. I am so glad I won't have to hear "Sarah Howe ya doin'? haha get it?! Howe ya doin! ha ha bet ya never heard that before!" actually, I think I have heard that joke over a billion times. I will take "Like Harry Potter?" over that anyday:)